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Any suggestions for my TCGS phone call?

alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard:

you know how the sentence “i never said she stole my money” has a different meaning depending on which word you put the stress on? same is true of “have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?” i’ve been thinkin about that for like 10 minutes now

brandhyena:

To quickly summarize TCGS

My first video game was a jazz video game.

comedycentral:

katespencer:

patbaer:

Inside Amy Schumer - Hello M’Lady

It’s funny because it’s true. Also, sad because it’s true. Also, sorry. 

This is just so perfect.

Enjoy this video, m’ladies.

I Fucking Love Science by Hank Green and the Perfect Strangers from the album: Incongruent

edwardspoonhands:

First Track on Incongruent: “I Fucking Love Science.” I think this will also be the first music video…if all goes according to plan.

Obviously, this is the explicit version. If you like it please share! And high five to Rob Scallon for that SICK DRUM SOLO!

God I’m excited about this.

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

golddustmotherfucker:

YOU. GUYS.

golddustmotherfucker:

YOU. GUYS.

languidity:

thinkin about college is weird. thinkin about being an adult is weird. are u sure im not 12? im pretty sure im still 12

americanfall:

compromisedanalintegrity:

I can’t wait for Hillary to pull a BEYONCÉ. No promo, no campaign, no nothing. We will all just be sitting on twitter with our thumbs up our asses when our timeline suddenly starts to fill with the news that Hillary Rodham Clinton is now President Hillary Rodham Clinton. Slayed the game, and we weren’t even ready for it.

That’s called a coup. That’s a fascist dictatorship. That is the exact opposite of what anyone wants.